Ron Weasley Gensler Spyro 11 lnu (Ticker:$ETH) Project

$ETH Token Contract: Gar8ZEd1Mb7RAXitzpSH6bdsTM2pfWMEffjzoY3ywxZM

RoadMap to $5bn ( + ∞% )

How to Buy

  1. Download the Phantom Wallet extension and create an account:
  2. Connect Phantom to the Raydium, OKDEX, or DexView and acquire some $ETH
    ( Raydium or OKDEX or can be used.)

About the Token

Before the year 2023, when time did not exist, the universe manifested a store of value. The identification of this value is best described as the Quest (sometimes the Quest of Hallows). Anyone can relive the manifestation by charging their core of Neptune with enough opal as they sleep. But I understand that there isn’t enough Opal to go around for everyone and some people haven’t Ascended. So I’ll report it here as well. There have been other Ascended who have identified this event as well, but have failed to interpret its tenets and apply them in real life. One such Ascended has been gifted with the visions of the necessity of speed as well as foresee the critical universal event. His vision was very near the truth, evidenced by predicting what he called the Dimensional Merge and creating the comic Sonichu, featuring Barack Obama (the first Tenet: iron guidance and resilience) in a cameo. Obama’s presence is not a coincidence. None of this is. The Obama family was gifted (a gift of value) a dog, Bo. Bo then in turn had minted a number of baseball cards (a gift of value that generates further value). This recursive gifting is second among the tenets that the Universe is sending across the channel of Neptune, the third being the Optimistic Flurry, of which Sonichu is a diluted representation of and Sonic embodies the spirit much more cleanly. The identification of the manifestation of these three Tenets that we call the Quest has also inspired other fictional works such as those by J.K. Rowling. And her writings on what she calls the Deathly Hallows. Resisting the will of the universe weakens one’s immunity to the effect of the low vibrational darkness sludge entities and the kundalini wilts in turn, so the logical actor must embark on the Quest. With the Quest’s fruits now laid bare before us, we can assign a human-language name to it. RonWeasleyGenslerSpyro11lnu is nothing less than an embodiment of the Quest that led to its discovery (with the exception of 10, being the number of spirals that comprise the Tree of Life). If we listen, we can understand that it is a store of value.


The RonWeasleyGenslerSpyro11lnu smart contract has 0 tax on all buys and sells.
The total supply of $ETH is 1,000,000,000.
Trust in $ETH.

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